you're not in High school; grow the eff up woman.

ok, so for the second installation of what will become the beginning of my infamy, I chose to write something that's been bothering me for the past while (there's generally alot, but this is just RIDICULOUS...seriously.)
so I don't know how many of you have come across this, or if you're one yourself; but women who behave like they're in high school need to be slapped from one side! really! just line them up, stick out your hand, and run. Let that palm whack their faces. Then when you're done, you can do it to the other side. THAT'S how much these fools bother me; and I'll explain why.

so we've all been subjected to it back in the day; that stupid ditz that was in your school who, I'm sure you've thought, should just get a jump start on her career at McDonald's. And I'm just as sure that said half-wit openly displayed her "specialness" when she was in a relationship. I know that I have; and I guess it's cute, for high school. I mean, it's still a forum in which the height of intellectual and spirited conversation is limited to how cute the basket-ball captain is. so I guess for that time in life, that's appropriate behavior; but when you're in University or 18+, that stupidness needs to STOP.

Grown ass women need to behave like GROWN ASS WOMEN. That means the cute and childish things need to stop. let me give you an example. for this we need two individuals; a boy named Nihaal and a girl named Pooja ( I just picked them cause they're stereotypical names). ANYWAYS, Nihaal and Pooja are dating, and care deeply for each other; no doubt. They met at York (stereotypical again; this isn't referring to anyone in particular), and developed a strong, long lasting relationship. Now, I'm very happy for Nihaal and Pooja, not everyone's that lucky; but my issue starts when 21 year old Pooja, who's a smart individual (clearly, she's doing a double major in Bio and Chem), start's acting like a high school girl with the mental capabilities of a 6 year old. While hanging out and talking to Nihaal, who thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread, Pooja speaks and behaves worse than the annoying kid from your childhood. this behavior is usually displayed to the public, and me being a part of that public am fed up.

People need to realize that once you're 20, there's a certain mental expectation of you. That means that the "babeeeeeeeeeeee" and the blurbs need to stop. Ok, I'll admit that I've done the "baby" and the "babes" but that's about it; and it's been done in text messages or other PRIVATE means. never did the blurbs that make you sound like you're on the same wave length as Britney Spears. Let me give you an example. I came across this on my friend's Facebook wall:

ohhhhhhhhh babeeeeeeeee! u noe i luvvvvvvvvvvvvv u! i misses u everyday! it makes me sad dat i can't seeeee u! ur myyyyyyyyyyy everryyyttinng! ok, im gonna call u now :) miisssssssss uuuuuuuuuu!

the girl who wrote this is 23. She is a university student. My fellow west Indian women, say hello to the future.
REALLY?!?! is this what you guys are like? FIRSTLY, wow, on the wall. I don't need to see that. I get it; you're in a relationship and you miss your man. psht, I know what that feels like; but would I post that to his wall? HELL TO THE NO. Maybe a text message, but I wouldn't put that out there. look at how foolish it looks; fool.
SECONDLY; I know you're literate, you're in friggen UNIVERSITY; so learn to spell. Unlike twitter, you twit, facebook wall posts do not limited the number of characters you can post; so don't insult the education you pursued and the struggle your parents went through to get you that education by typing like that. If you had that much free time to sit there and type this shit, you had time to type it right.

and don't think the men get off that easily, cause really if that's what you look for in a person then don't consider yourself anything special. Honestly, many of my guy friends would say that they're looking for someone that they can have a conversation with; someone smart and mature and yadayadayada...does that look smart and mature to you? I thought so; so don't tell me that you're in a smart and mature relationship when there's that type of genius at play (oh, and just because she got in your pants doesn't mean it's mature; it just means y'all are fools.)

the sad thing is my dears, is that this doesn't end at wall posts. Our "smart, mature" women behave like this as well. yes. they physically encompass this intelligence when they're out in public. For instance, lets say Pooja and Nihaal went to the club. Now while at the club, something happens; lets say Nihaal dances with another girl for all of ONE song (a song is about 4 minutes long; considering how much time he spends with your "smart" ass, I think he deserves that much). Pooja sees this and is livid; she storms over and starts cussing him and yelling, causing a whole scene in the middle of the dance floor. She leaves and breaks up with poor Nihaal the next day (dude was just having fun, it was one song; and Pooja was being a complete bitch to him that night so what's her issue?). Now my dears, Nihaal was nothing short of the perfect boyfriend; if he was mine, the world would be a perfect place (THAT'S how perfect he is); so the fact that Pooja's so smart to break up with him for dancing with another girl for 4 minutes completely boggles my mind. You're that hooked that you can't let him have fun for 4 minutes when you're ignoring him at the club? wow. *SLAP*. wow.

see ladies and gents, in situations like that, SMART, MATURE women realize that it's just one song; the only thing that matters at the end of each day is where his heart is. I know that's what I believe. If the guy I was with was dancing with some next girl, that's cool. You wanna know why? Cause when that song's done and she goes off with the next guy who's butt touches her, guess where your man is gonna end up? that's right. back with you. don't think of it as him using you cause he's not. he's just having fun, like I'm sure you were with that guy who started to grind up on you.

so to all the ladies who read this and who now realize that they display any of the characteristics that I've mentioned, do yourself a favor; grow up. I'm sure that you're an amazing person, but that mushy and obsessive behavior that you developed in High school needs to stay right there; your smart and mature self is so much better than that, and it's time you let the world know that.